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Webbed Cite

Useful link

^ that shit just takes you to my carrd

click here for my stupid fucking directory

Yea! I'm crabby, and you wanna know why? It's because I have crabs! That's right. I thought it would all be fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named "Los Cangrejos". It turns out in Spanish that means "the crabs". I paid 700$ for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself "Hey! I'll have sex with a woman, who's name in that language means the crabs!", maybe you'll open up your travelers dictionary... but hey, now you know.

This cite was brought to you by Cooper, your resident fucking guy. in multiple ways ;) im kidding dont touch me

i will fucking killmyself if this image gets taken down dont try me, if you can read this alt message that means im dead

HELLO WELCOME TO MY HOME

This is my bullshit ass webbed site where i use the directory to store useful links and interesting finds and i use this bullshit to just talk about random crap. i cannot guarentee this is up to date or beneficial to society.

Ok so im Cooper, it/he or whatever the fuck i do not subscribe to your gendered bullshit anymore. I am punk and very anti-bigot in general. i am disabled but that doesnt matter to anyone unless you want to be a hater then you specifically hate me because im disabled. I am very into world building and will probably have a directory link below to my world and its timeline for you to browse and read, if you see me in there dont think too hard about it.

This is a paragraph about something

this is a second one

third one holy shit

fourth. getting edgy now

All these boxes down here lead to my other directories here. so browse as you wish, youre tresspassing in my house already you little freakazoid so why not tread all over my fucking carpet in your muddy ass shoes. yeah i know you didnt take them off when you entered. asshole.

This will link to my blinkie hoard. i have blinkies and stampes hosted here for my me and my wife if youre a little fetishist like that

listen to my music taste boy, improve your listening or whatever i mean i have a lot of wierd music in there that you might enjoy or something

This here will lead you to my world explanations. if you have any questions pick a social media and message me

fourth box maybe there will be more, these will have something important im sure of it